To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers form not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer; not to love is to suffer; to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy, then, is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be happy one must love, or love to suffer or suffer from too much happiness. Are you getting this down? ~~ Woody Allen

I don't say we all ought to misbehave, but we ought to look as if we could. -- Orson Welles
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That which doesn't kill me makes me stranger. ~~ Unknown


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~*~ 1999 ~*~



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Love is like barreling over the frozen tundra in a snowmobile, which tips over, trapping you underneath.. At night, the ice weasels come... ~~ Matt Groening



~*~ 1998 ~*~



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Deja Fu: The feeling that somehow, somewhere, you've been kicked in the head like this before. ~~ Unknown



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By the time you swear you're his, Shivering and sighing, And he vows his passion is Infinite, undying -- Lady, make a note of this: One of you is lying. ~~ Dorothy Parker

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